Dear singers/rappers/etc in the United States:

Please stop taking international music and "Americanizing" it. Ick.

Exhibit a:



This isn't all that bad. But the original song is great. Yes, it's the numa numa song. But have you ever done the numa numa dance? It's kind of fun.

Exhibit b:



The original singers have great voices. They don't breathe heavy all over and call it sexy. They just sing well.

So, let's work on that.

p.s. - Victoria's Secret, if you could go ahead and put up pictures of models with butts in your bikinis, it would help out the butt-ed customer population a lot. Thx.